Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.


Coping strategy for when you are trapped in conversations with obnoxious people:

1. Pick a spot nearby, around eye level, preferably a small object. That is now the camera.
2. When they say something you just cannot stand, look directly into the camera like you’re on The Office
3. Repeat as often as needed

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british people will jump through their own assholes to describe the differences between accents but then refer to Africa like it’s one country.

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